Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Self inducing methods that don't work!

Just for the record, so that when or if I have bubby #2, these are the 10 self inducing methods I can ignore.. Although they were fun trying. Lol

1. Labor cookies
2. Labor inducing massages or otherwise known as accupressure massage
3. Walking tonnes
4. Driving along some bumpy roads
5. Eat food with lots of turmeric (yeah, gave me mild contractions but that's about it)
6. Coconut water
7. Fiber laxative drinks like Metamucil (don't worry, checked with doctor and he said it's safe for pregnancy consumption)
8. Daddy poking Mommy's tummy everyday hoping that baby gets annoyed and come out is never a good idea, cos only thing you'll get is more kicks and punches to your ribs because she's really annoyed.
9. Having the grandparents threaten to spank baby's butt if she doesn't come out now won't get you far as well, because baby'll just want to stay in Mommy's tummy longer to avoid getting her punishment.
10. Lastly, thinking you can bribe your little one with gifts and toys to get her to come out sooner is not going to work as well. She's not stupid because she knows that she can really only use the iPad2 when she's a few years older.

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